Satire | One nation, one air pollution

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Satire | One nation, one air pollution

The distribution of polluted air throughout the nation is so uneven it surpasses even our world well-known financial and social inequalities. Illustration by Sreejith R. Kumar

India is a world champion in air air pollution. Yearly, within the Winter Olympics, Indian cities, led by our nationwide capital, win gold medals in a number of pollutant classes. Final yr, India swept the medals desk, successful the gold, silver, bronze and arsenic medals in each classes of Particulate Matter (PM2.5 and PM10). Whereas Delhi additionally gained the gold for ozone and benzene, Noida and Larger Noida gained the gold for highest concentrations of carbon monoxide and nitrogen oxides, whereas Ghaziabad grabbed the gold for peak ranges of methane and sulphur oxides.

Sadly, regardless of laurels on the international degree, India lacks a Uniform Air pollution Code (UPC) that’s enforceable throughout the size and breath of the nation. In consequence, thousands and thousands proceed to be disadvantaged of the fundamental pleasures that anybody dwelling in Delhi takes as a right. Air pollution inequality in India is the very best on the planet. The distribution of polluted air throughout the nation is so uneven it surpasses even our world well-known financial and social inequalities.

Expectedly, the sample of deprivation follows a rural-urban divide, with the metros hogging a lot of the air pollution, leaving little or no for the people within the hinterlands. Probably the most well-known examples are of Punjab and Haryana, which burn 1000’s of tonnes of stubble yearly. However a lot of the air pollution they produce is sucked up by the Nationwide Capital Area (NCR), making a mockery of the federal rules enshrined within the Structure.

This column is a satirical tackle life and society.

No appreciation of humidifiers

At the moment we’ve got a scenario the place, on a given winter day when Delhi may need an AQI of 899, a state capital like Imphal or the boondocks like Madikeri would present an AQI within the double digits, like 12 or 17, which is outrageous. However let’s neglect the Northeast and small city India, which shouldn’t be tough given the quantity of observe we’ve put in. Even a metro like Chennai has a fraction of Delhi’s air pollution ranges, leaving Chennaivasis, who anyway have zero information or appreciation of winter, with even much less information or appreciation of leading edge trendy know-how like air high quality screens and humidifiers.

The opposite day, for example, I received a name from a Chennai buddy at an odd time. I wish to share the temporary chat we had simply to provide you an concept of what I’m speaking about.

Dei,” he stated. “You’ve two minutes?”

Machi, I’ll name you again,” I stated. “Winter is coming.”

He was like, “Winter-a?”

“Sure-da,” I stated. “It’s the identify of a season.”

“Season-a?”

“Yep. Winter is the other of summer time.”

“I believed the other of summer time is summer time solely? Like how the plural of sheep is sheep?”

“No-da,” I stated. “That’s true in Chennai. In Delhi, we’ve got a separate season known as winter. It’s that point of the yr when the air turns into smog—”

“And all flights to Delhi get cancelled?”

“Appropriate.”

“So why can’t you discuss if winter is coming? You might have an appointment with winter proper now?”

“I’ve an pressing errand,” I stated. “I’m stepping out to service my HEPA filter.”

“Hippo-what?”

I hung up at this level. You see how clueless the remainder of India is? That’s why it’s disgraceful that in a nation shifting quickly in the direction of One Nation-One Election, One Nation-One Language, and One Nation-One Businessman, nobody is speaking about One Nation, One Air pollution. Why ought to the air air pollution in Meerut be vastly superior to that in Mandaveli? And why no PILs within the Supreme Courtroom in search of a UPC?

How you can save a polarised nation

Additionally, a brand new examine by the Motabhai Institute of International Eminence (a Dreamed College) discovered that India’s totally different communities aren’t contributing equally to air pollution. If we wish to save an already polarised nation from additional polarisation — this time alongside air pollution ranges — then the one resolution is to make sure equitable distribution of air pollution.

This would possibly appear to be a tall order nevertheless it’s not. Take a leaf out of the Swachh Bharat Abhiyaan (SBA). We’ve all seen politicians, bureaucrats and even peculiar criminals go to a unclean place, and with an extended broom, disperse the dust evenly throughout a bigger space. The identical precept of dispersal may very well be utilized for evenly redistributing northern India’s polluted air to the remainder of the nation.

It’s not tenable, nor simply, that India’s most valuable minority — the posh SUV driving, fossil-fuel guzzling, continuously flying, shell company-owning, earnings tax-evading, poor working lessons — proceed to bear the burden of rising India’s air pollution ranges. Allow us to unite and marketing campaign for a UPC and guarantee all of India’s air has the identical high quality as Delhi’s air in peak winter. Jai AQI.

The writer of this satire is Social Affairs Editor, ‘The Hindu’.

sampath.g@thehindu.co.in